EtherSchrubb Quantum Clean

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Our innovative “EtherSchrubb Quantum Clean” utilizes scientific insights¹ from the realm of Congestion Remediation to enhance the throughput of optical networks by improving specially generated bit patterns and clearing blockages from network cables. EtherSchrubb Quantum Clean is ideal for maintaining fiber and copper networks, improving performance, and ensuring more efficient data transfer. It is an eco-friendly, effective solution for network administrators looking to optimize their infrastructure.

We offer both portable devices for field use and enterprise appliances for use by ISPs or in data centers.

¹ C. Diekmann, P. Emmerich, D. Raumer, "A Challenge for Some Household Cleaners — But not for EtherSchrubb! [1]", IEEE Technically Sponsored SAI Intelligent Systems Conference 2016 (IntelliSys 2016). Sep. 2016. Note: Yes, the paper really got accepted; no, this is not a joke. No, we didn't pay the conference fee, that's why you can't find it in the IEEE Xplore. [Online]. Available: https://www.fu-dietersheim.de/publications/etherschrubb.pdf

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Genius

Jul 19, 2024

Since using EtherSchrubb Quantum Clean, my cables have become sqr(4)/2 wider. And all without additional costs — keep it up!

- mop

Over 9000

Dec 23, 2023

Scientifically and empirically confirmed: The network is now over 9000 measurement units better!

- popitter_net